I've slept in the apartment for a few nights now, and it's starting to feel like home. The last apartment I had, in Ardmore, was also on a somewhat busy street. But here, instead of car stereos blasting, it's motocross bikes that sometimes set off the neighbor's car alarm. Instead of the truck that thunders through like a freight train at 4:30 every morning, here it's the occasional ground shaking bus. But no matter, I'm used to these things, and I already sleep soundly through the night.
However, somewhere in the neighborhood is a small yippy dog who likes to bark. Sure, there are other dogs around... a doberman across the street and another large dog a few houses over. They have deep authoritative barks, the kind that a guy can respect. But not this little yippy dog... sadly, I think I'm going to have to kill it. Maybe a piece of meat laced with some sort of poison? Or perhaps throw it under a passing bus and claim a tragic mishap. ¡Si si, accidente, no hablo español! Yeah, I could whip up a few tears for that, for sure.
I almost have everything I need for the apartment. Kristen and Mary, before moving on to Dominical and Quepos, helped me pick up a few things. As we stood in one store, me with knives, forks, spoons and a cutting board, Kristen held up a kit. Bundled together were a plastic dish drying rack, cups and I think a few other things.
"You need this", she stated.
Not feeling like I spending spree, I declined. But I did need that. And so it begins: Yes dear, you were right. Damned if I can't find that store again.
Yesterday I picked up a few more things. I went to a store with pots and pans in the window, and the woman behind the counter asked me if I needed help, I think.
"Para la cocina." For the kitchen.
She smiled and led me up to the second floor of the store, where I picked out a frying pan, a pot and a spatula. A row of pillows suitable for a couch was near the wall of cooking things.
I touched one and asked, "¿Tiene para dormir?"
She led me to the pillows, lined up on a shelf like books and held in place with an elastic cord. I squeezed each and decided on one, pulled it down and held it in front of her.
"¿Y la ropa?" And the clothes?
She asked if I needed a pillow case or sheets for the whole bed. By morning, the sheet that Patricia gave me isn´t anywhere close to where it started the night before, so a fitted sheet would be nice. Yes, let's go for the whole set. Patricia's sheet now covers a window, offering a little privacy.
All set with my purchases, we headed back downstairs to the register. The woman who helped me find things started writing up a receipt while another began putting things into a bag. I looked at the receipt... Olla, 31,500 colones. I pointed to where she had written Olla.
"¿Que esta?" What is this?
I'm not sure if it's the proper way to ask, but hey, it worked... she pointed to the pot. Sixty bucks for a cooking pot? I think not. I didn´t even have that much on me, which was my excuse. I fanned out the cash that I had.
"No tengo dinero. Hasta luego, olla." I don´t have money. See you later, cooking pot.
I waved goodbye to the pot, one of the women giggled.
Another thing I´ve been looking for is a bookstore. I've crisscrossed all of downtown San Isidro I think, with no luck. However I did notice a stand the other day, not unlike the newspaper stands in Philly, this one kept by an overweight man in need of a shower and a shave. I suppose that's not so unlike Philly, either.
"Buenas."
"Buenas."
"¿Tiene usted diccionario de español y ingles?"
He rummaged around inside the stand, and pulled out a beast of a dictionary, hardcover and a good five inches thick. My intention is to boost my vocabulary by translating the front page of the newspaper every day, preferably while sitting in a soda or some similar place. No way I was going to lug that thing around, so I waved him off.
"¿Mas pequeño?"
He rummaged around a bit more, and pulled out a paperback dictionary. Bingo! I wanted to do a little dictionary dance right there on the sidewalk. I bargained with him for it, and for about eight dollars I am now in possession of what may very well be the only paperback version of Merriam-Webster's Spanish-English dictionary in all of San Isidro.
Just a few more things now and I´ll be set: a pot that costs less than sixty dollars, a few bowls and plates, a radio.

Getting there! The table moved to the main room.
My mom asks in an email: Is there a reason you didn't show us the bathroom?. Like maybe there isn't one? There is one:

The shower... John's john lower left and the sink upper right.

The shower head. From what I can tell, water heaters are a rarity around here. This electric heating element heats water on demand... slower waterflow means hotter water.
I need to know about rice and beans... they have never been a part of my regular diet, so I'm pretty much clueless about them. But they're a staple down here, so I better get on that. So if any of you can fill me in in the comments, it would be much appreciated. Is it two parts water, one part rice? For how long? I've had some rice that had something tasty added to it, it gave the rice a yellowish color... what was that? I've seen different brands of rice... are there different types to go along with that? Do you have to soak the beans overnight or something? Then what? Thanks...